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Here is one story retold, albeit with a pithier ending:
From A-cup Amy:
What happened: Ex-boyfriend made a reference behind my back to a female friend, implying that I had stuffed my bra. He said "What did she do, stuff her bra? It looks like she actually has breasts".
What I said: Nothing (the next time I saw him)
What I SHOULD have said: Well, your buddy Charles seemed to quite enjoy my breasts.
The French call it l'esprit d'escalier, "the wit of the staircase," those biting ripostes that are thought of just seconds too late, on the way out of the room-or even, to tell the truth, days later. It's happened to you: you've suddenly thought of just what would put your foe in his or her place, but past the time when the arrow could sting its victim. You've stewed in your own juice ever since, and the chance for singeing repartee is gone forever.
Or is it?
Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde may have had the rapier wit to tweak their tormentors on the spot, but for the rest of us, we offer the Internet's only L'esprit d'escalier web site!