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From Jimmy:

Too Many Girlfriends

What happened: I was talking to my professor. He told me that I tied with somebody else for highest test grade in the class. When I asked, "who?" he responded with, "your girlfriend"

What I said: "Oh"

What I SHOULD have said: "Which one?"

on the stairs

L'esprit d'escalier

The French call it l'esprit d'escalier, "the wit of the staircase," those biting ripostes that are thought of just seconds too late, on the way out of the room-or even, to tell the truth, days later. It's happened to you: you've suddenly thought of just what would put your foe in his or her place, but past the time when the arrow could sting its victim. You've stewed in your own juice ever since, and the chance for singeing repartee is gone forever.

Or is it?

Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde may have had the rapier wit to tweak their tormentors on the spot, but for the rest of us, we offer the Internet's only L'esprit d'escalier web site!



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