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From xxsmall_fryxx:

"Sorry, I thought you were 8"

What happened: One night my brother (21), sister, (20) and me (14) were out at perkins. It was fairly late at night about 10pm. We had just went in there for a piece of pie. The waitress comes and and places a kids menu infront of me and then turns to my sister, thinking she was my mom and says "Isn't it a little late to have her out?" My sister just looks at her puzzled. She then turns to me and asks "Do you want some barbie stickers little girl?" (Note I am only 5'1 ft and 15 now)

What I said: "No I'm 14! How old do you think I am?" (she thought I was 8 and I was 5ft then!)

What I SHOULD have said: This is where I need help...I don't really know how to respond to the whole people thinking I'm younger. I like being short, expect people thinking I'm ten! It's so frustrating!

on the stairs

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