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Straight A's cuz I do Drugs...

What happened: Well, In school I get almost straight A's. And I guess I like to stand out in the crowd, so I dress like a punk rocker sometimes. So one day, I came to school with red eyeliner and eyeshadow on. When I get to my history class my jerk-off teacher says "wow, what are you..some kind of druggie or something"

What I said: "yep, I get straight A's and I do drugs..."

What I SHOULD have said: Oh yeah, all the time, you shoulda seen your son, he was so high...

on the stairs

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