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From dark_angel:

size matters

What happened: i am a teenager and about 5'1". most teenagers are about half a foot taller than i am, so i've gotten remarks daily since as long as i can remember. i often get remarks saying "you're short" or something along those lines. shouldn't bother me, i know, but it does get on my nerves after a while. i need some good comebacks! any ideas?!

What I said: i know

What I SHOULD have said: anything else

on the stairs

L'esprit d'escalier

The French call it l'esprit d'escalier, "the wit of the staircase," those biting ripostes that are thought of just seconds too late, on the way out of the room-or even, to tell the truth, days later. It's happened to you: you've suddenly thought of just what would put your foe in his or her place, but past the time when the arrow could sting its victim. You've stewed in your own juice ever since, and the chance for singeing repartee is gone forever.

Or is it?

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